Pentel Whore

darksilenceinsuburbia:

School Lunches from Around the World

1. Japan. Fried fish, dried seaweed, tomatoes, miso soup with potatoes, rice in a metal container, served with milk.

2. Israel. Falafel, pitta chips, yoghurt and cucumber sauce, with green leaves.

3.Finland. Salad, chicken curry and pudding, string beans and carrots, served with milk.

4. Czech Republic. Semolina and vegetable soup, beef with garlic, spinach and potato dumplings, an orange.

5. Brazil. Meat in BBQ sauce, rice, green salad, pudding, and a strawberry juice.

6. Barcelona, Spain. Tomato fusilli, deep fried fish, salad, bread, and an apple.

7. France.Fries and nuggets with broccoli, bread, pasta salad, and a slice of cake.

8. South Korea. Pickled sesame leaves, kimchi, doenjang (a soybean paste) stew served with rice and a side of grapes.

9. Austin, Texas. Turkey taco salad, mashed potatoes, peach cobbler, and iced tea.

10. Sweden. Potatoes, cabbage, and beans, served with a cracker, Lingon Berry juice to drink.

I was scrolling down and thought the seventh looked positively disgusting. Well yeah, it is. But trust me, chicken nuggets and fries are for big holidays, our kids don’t get those every day. Gastronomy country you said? 

melkorwashere:

thranduil-stormborn:

naturemetaltolkien:

Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.
Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.

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archaeologyoftombraider:

As the release date of the much-anticipated Lara Croft & the Temple of Osiris edges ever closer, Crystal Dynamics have finally released some more background information on the game’s main characters. While we’re all very familar with Ms Croft (who seems to be in her early 30s in this incarnation), the game’s other three main characters have been a bit of a mystery thus far.
So here’s an introduction to the Temple of Osiris’ four playable characters!
Click here to continue reading “Meet the Main Characters of Lara Croft & the Temple of Osiris!”

archaeologyoftombraider:

As the release date of the much-anticipated Lara Croft & the Temple of Osiris edges ever closer, Crystal Dynamics have finally released some more background information on the game’s main characters. While we’re all very familar with Ms Croft (who seems to be in her early 30s in this incarnation), the game’s other three main characters have been a bit of a mystery thus far.

So here’s an introduction to the Temple of Osiris’ four playable characters!

Click here to continue reading “Meet the Main Characters of Lara Croft & the Temple of Osiris!”

beyondthewavves:

"Please Doctor, it’s the only medicine we’ve got.”

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS BALTO.. 978 OTHER PEOPLE HAVE REBLOGGED THIS THAT MEANS THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE WHO LOVE THIS FUCKING MOVIE. EVERYTIME I ASK PEOPLE IF THEY REMEMBER IT THEY THINK I’M TALKING ABOUT BOLT AND IT KILLS ME INSIDE

i have hope

annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

fatspy:

komasas:

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.Wish me luck in Japan!

Howdy, my name is Kenichi Smith.
I’m a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)
I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass , and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%
When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!
I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in America!

fatspy:

komasas:

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

Howdy, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I’m a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass , and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

Anon who asked about not being able to be fingered. Thanks for the advice, but his fingernails are filed as far down as they can be and he's got fresh tattoos to take care of so his hands are always clean and stuff. I don't think that he's making tears. He actually cannot get his fingers in past like the first half inch. It just won't go in, but his penis, which is way bigger and thicker goes in just fine. I'm thinking it might be something psychological on my end that has me tightening up.
Anonymous

fyseq:

It could definitely be something psychological! Usually vaginal pain or not being able to stimulate the vagina has to do with not being aroused enough. It could be that intercourse arouses you more. Is there anything you do before intercourse that you don’t do before fingering that could be arousing you more? Try to copy your routine for interourse and apply it to fingering. Did you ever have a bad experience with fingering? That could cause nervousness and your muscles to clench. It can become a self fulfilling prophecy, “oh fingering has hurt in the past, I’m nervous it’s going to hurt again.” then your muscles clench up because your nervous so it’s painful again. Are you able to masturbate fine? Maybe have your partner watch you masturbate so they can copy your routine. Other than that here’s my advice for Using your hands to please your partner, maybe something there will help you out.

-FYSE

I’ve always found two or three fingers to be less ergonomic than a penis, honestly. I hate to go all “biology” on this topic because it’s not all about biology but in general penises and vaginas are made to get together, and so fit really well, while fingers don’t have the ‘perfect’ shape so it can be uncomfortable. They don’t have the same texture either, fingers are bony, even when the guy is chubby, while a penis, as hard as it might seem, is always squishy enough to adapt to your insides. That’s why a flesh penis will always be more comfortable than a dildo of exact same dimensions, because it’s softer.

Also, many dudes even the most careful ones tend to go too fast, thrusting hard like in porn (the ‘I’m gonna find G-spot and make her squirt’ effect), while they need to be more careful. Remind him he’s using bones here, not a muscle, so he needs to be much more delicate.

Finally, that’s just my opinion too, but fingering is a very intimate act because it’s a cis guy giving penetrative sex without getting any direct physical pleasure from it, it’s rare and altruistic —while trans men and cis women do that more often. It’s a generous moment during which he’s focused on your pleasure during penetration without thinking about his cock. Maybe that’s too intimate for you and you feel strange being the center of attention? :)

i-8-yer-grandma:

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Lara’s Manor is indeed one of the most mysterious locations in the classical Tomb Raider series as no one knows what inspired the level designers to create it.

Officially, Core Design stated that they used Kedleston Hall as an inspiration for it.

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Kedleston…

menandtheirdogs:

1bohemian:  Un autoportrait d’Emile Zola avec son chien Pinpin en 1895.      

menandtheirdogs:

1bohemian:  Un autoportrait d’Emile Zola avec son chien Pinpin en 1895.      

neon-squiggles:

donechesters:

pete860:

holy shit

#people underestimate how scary as fuck Pokemon would be if it were a movie not a children’s cartoon

I haven’t agreed with a tag more

anniecrestah:

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? 

There was nothing left but de brie

Mon complexe n’est pas celui que vous croyez

nessalutine:

Alors c’est un fait, je suis ronde, grosse, obèse, plus size… J’ai des bourrelets, des vergetures et de la graisse qui pendouille un peu beaucoup de partout… Je fais partie de ces gens qui trouvent toujours à redire sur leur corps et pourtant mon plus gros complexe n’est pas celui-ci. Je vais être honnête et vous dire que non je n’aime pas mon corps et je fais beaucoup d’effort pour m’accepter parce qu’un régime supplémentaire serait catastrophique! J’ose certaines tenues que je n’aurai jamais porté 5 ans en arrière et pour ça je dois remercier mon Namour car grâce au regard qu’il pose sur moi je me sens un peu mieux, un peu plus jolie et j’ai envie de me faire belle pour lui!  <3 Je t’aime mon namour <3

Mais voilà, s’il n’y avait que ça… Si mon seul problème été mon poids les choses seraient plus facile ou presque… Mais NooON, en plus de cela la nature m’aura gâté d’une transpiration excessive!! Je ne sais pas trop comment aborder le sujet, ni vous expliquez comment je vis le fait d’être littéralement trempée du matin jusqu’au soir, le regards des autres sur cette grosse nana trempée, le malaise chaque fois que j’ai un entretien professionnel, un rendez-vous quelconque, une soirée chez des amis, prendre les transports en commun (le pire c’est quand une forte odeur ce fait sentir et qu’on ne regarde que celle qui transpire comme un âne)…

Chaque situation du quotidien m’angoisse dès lors que je dois être en présence de gens… Peu importe si j’affectionne les personnes ou si elles sont proches, je sais d’avance que je n’y échapperai pas. Je m’habille en fonction, je porte des vêtements léger et le moins couvrant possible. Les pulls, j’en ai 3 que je porte uniquement en hiver lors des jours les plus froids!! Le comble c’est que dès que je commence à transpirer, j’angoisse, du coup que j’angoisse, je transpire encore plus… Pratique, n’est-ce pas??! 

Je ne peux pas sortir sans un éventail dans mon sac, un mouchoir en tissue ou une toute petite serviette pour m’essuyer, mon déo (parce que oui je transpire mais que je tiens quand même à sentir bon) et parfois selon le contexte un tee-shirt de rechange… 

Le seul moment où je me sens bien c’est sous la douche, parce que là au moins je sais pourquoi je suis mouillée… Rien que de vous en parler je me sens sale, et j’ai envie de me jeter sous la douche!! 

C’est très dur pour moi de vous en parler, c’est très personnel et extrêmement gênant mais il le faut, j’en ai besoin… 

En ce moment je suis malade, du coup je n’ai presque pas de moment où je suis sèche… Je commence aussi mes début de maman qui va chercher son enfant à l’école et je suis confrontée à la foule de mamans super sapées, maquillées, coiffées, bijoutées dès 8h du matin… Hier matin en revenant d’avoir déposé le nain, je me suis retrouvée assise sur mon lit, devant le ventilo et puis… la goutte d’eau (ou de transpi) de trop et voilà je craque, je pleure, je dis à mon Namour que je sers à rien, que je comprends pas ce qui l’attire chez moi, que je préférerai avoir les 2 jambes coupées plutôt que de trempés mon tee-shirt encore une fois!!! Si je le pouvais, je donnerai même tout mes membres, et me priverai de charcuteries et de fromages (l’essentiel pour moi)  pour savoir ce que cela fait de passer une journée sans avoir chaud, sans avoir d’auréoles sous les bras ou dans le dos et d’avoir les cheveux secs et brillant et de ne pas passer pour “la grosse tellement grosse qu’elle ne fait que transpirer”.

Bref, vous le comprenez, pour moi, c’est un lourd fardeau!! Je devrais avoir honte de dire cela quand je pense à toutes ces personnes handicapés qui rêveraient de pouvoir marcher même si c’est pour transpirer toute la journée… Mais sans vouloir être odieuse ni égoïste je dirai, à chacun sa galère… 

Et puis ce que je ne vous ai pas encore raconté et qui est le plus gênant, c’est les petits boutons liée à la transpi, les petites brûlures sous les yeux à force de m’essuyer et la double dose de linge à laver… 

Je me suis souvent demandée pourquoi??? Un ancien médecin m’a dit que je devais perdre du poids. Une fois chose faite je transpirais toujours autant ou du moins, beaucoup plus que les autres!!! Et puis j’ai commencé à rencontrer des ronds un peu plus, des mecs, des filles, et pas un ne transpirait autant que moi même ceux qui était plus fort que moi… Donc, j’ai commencé à me dire que c’était hormonal, biologique, j’ai même pensé être agoraphobe… mais finalement je transpire aussi sans rien faire, chez moi, devant un bon film… 

Tout ce texte maladroit et pas nécessairement poignant (volontairement) pour essayer de vous faire comprendre, ainsi qu’à moi-même que nous ne sommes pas forcément maître de nos propres corps ni égaux face à la nature (heureusement). Nous devons nous y faire et accepter toutes les différences même lorsqu’elles sont très contraignantes!! Je pense sérieusement à aller voir un médecin ou autre pour comprendre cette transpiration excessive, savoir pourquoi, qu’est-ce qui se passe dans mon corps pour qu’il y fasse si chaud, j’aurai répondu l’Amour, mais je transpirais déjà avant d’être amoureuse… 

Hey ma belle !

Déjà bravo pour avoir dit tout ça si ouvertement, je suis sûre que ça ne peut faire que du bien ! :) Je sais que ce n’est pas mon problème (même si je suis aussi addict au déo mais pour d’autres raisons persos) mais c’est vrai que très souvent les gens s’imaginent que notre poids est notre principal complexe alors que non, pas forcément, voire pas du tout ! 

Les médecins de toutes façons, on se demande à quoi ils sont payés des fois ! >< Perdre du poids c’est trop la solution miracle, je sais pas pourquoi les Africains de l’Ouest qui ont chopé Ebola n’ont pas tenté de perdre du poids pour se soigner, tiens ! (Pardon, j’suis cynique mais ils me gonflent beaucoup aussi.) 

C’est peut-être, probablement un problème hormonal tout simplement, y’a des gens chez qui ça joue sur la pilosité, toi c’est peut-être les glandes sudoripares, va savoir ? Je te souhaite de trouver un vrai bon médecin à l’écoute, c’est tellement rare, qui pourra peut-être proposer quelques solutions pour que tu te sentes mieux —sans mauvais jeu de mots. Après, je te rassure, d’un point de vue extérieur ça ne se remarque pas tant que ça hein. Ca ne m’a jamais choquée ! :)

tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]

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